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Posted By: Paul Theriot Moderator
Posted On: Wednesday December 6, 2017 at 7:46 PM
 
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I know some of ou are nearing 70.......fun things to look forward too

Septuagenarians’ Questions and Answers
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be found?

A: Yes Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
Q: Why should 70 plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

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Message thread:

I know some of ou are nearing 70.......fun things to look forward too by Paul Theriot #36021Moderator
LOL ! (EOM) by Mike DeTorrice #36021.1
Thanks for the chuckles. Truisms. (EOM) by Frank Kocour #36021.2
Thanks for the laughs . (EOM) by Dick Johnson #36021.3
Thanks Paul! Will keep this for February (EOM) by John Roberts #36021.4




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