Hehe! Those are great! I have some PERSONAL favorites from...
... various TV commentator comments over the years. Auto Racing:
When the racecar spins and hits the grass, the car actually INCREASES its speed! (Huh??? I think the laws of physics has something to say about that)Basketball:
Q: Coach, what do you have to do to win the game?
A: Well, if we can stop them from scoring and we can put more points up on the board then they do, I think we have a good chance to win! (Really??? No kidding???)Policeman Interview:
If you fire a bullet straight up, it will come down at the same rate of speed. (???? Uh, I think you'd better confer with Isaac Newton on that one! I think he's going to take a bit of issue with that statement!)