LOL. She hasn't caught onto the life style choice I made years ago when
I selectively modeled my very existance on how the family cat lived his. Some of his dining practices seemed a bit unusual so I never ventured much into those. Although, I did enjoy being hand feed chunks of gravy beef by the woman next door and the tummy rub that often followed.
I did have to modify the changes some when the Mrs. rightly observed that our cat was missing a couple of componants from his rear end.