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Posted By: Jack Dodds
Posted On: Monday November 4, 2019 at 7:44 PM
 
Message:
Free advice you never asked for: Start dropping dishes, bleaching
the wrong clothing items, wash colors with whites, vacuum up her jewelry and maybe even the cat (optional), when roasting create a small grease fire in the stove, burn the living hell out of all prepared dishes then serve, let the kitchen sink overflow while you're on the throne, when preparing dinner be sure to deposit a large percentage of it around the kitchen floor and then track it over the carpet, cut a hole in the garbage bag so it leaks when taking it outside....repeat as necessary. These strategic moves should even things up quite soon. There is a small chance she may leave you I suppose, but either way things improve....right?? No charge...this is for you my friend.

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PIC: An Edison electric fan 1895, by Dick Johnson #44897
Good one, Dick! What would be the first few electric appliances the new electricity customer by David Holcombe #44897.1
lol David...women ironing their husbands clothes? that ended about 50 years ago by BenD Lampson #44897.1.1
It's worse than that,,, by Robert Bolin #44897.1.1.1
Free advice you never asked for: Start dropping dishes, bleaching by Jack Dodds #44897.1.1.1.1
Boy, is that ever some great free advice...when did your wife leave you Jack ? LMAO (EOM) by Steve Jakubczak #44897.1.1.1.1.1
Thanks. I'm thinking of starting a syndicated advice column. by Jack Dodds #44897.1.1.1.1.1.1
Sounds like you're sure to have millions of subscribers .... LOL by Dennis Mong #44897.1.1.1.1.1.1.1
Love your advice Jack. From observing many comments by Bob Jackman #44897.1.1.1.1.1.1.2
Lol. Generally speaking, I think you're right. You are a lucky guy Bob....good for you! (EOM) by Jack Dodds #44897.1.1.1.1.1.1.2.1
You should be a marriage counselor. (EOM) by Frank Kocour #44897.1.1.1.1.2
I think I might starve on that income; what with my alimony payments and all. :- ) (EOM) by Jack Dodds #44897.1.1.1.1.2.1
Time for a one man revolution, Robert. (EOM) by Bruce Gibbins #44897.1.1.1.2
I doubt it would be a one man revolution....this seems to be a growing problem... by BenD Lampson #44897.1.1.1.2.1
Yes, I have heard of it...I believe that is a wrecker service for British sports cars ??? (EOM) by Jack Dodds #44897.1.1.1.2.1.1
Something wrong with that picture. (EOM) by Frank Kocour #44897.1.1.1.3
I wouldn't put up with that and thankfully, I don't have to. (EOM) by Miles Germain #44897.1.1.1.4
Sorry to hear that Robert....I traded my (ex)wife in for a by BenD Lampson #44897.1.1.1.5
I DO enjoy a heartwarming love story. Thanks Ben. :- ) p.s. - Nice Vette by Jack Dodds #44897.1.1.1.5.1




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