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Posted By: John Kuvakas Moderator
Posted On: Tuesday July 28, 2020 at 8:28 PM
 
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Ten commandments for seniors from Jack Dodds
TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice

#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop ticking you off.

#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”

#6 - “On time” is when you get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#9 - Aging may have slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#10 - “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.

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Message thread:

Ten commandments for seniors from Jack Dodds by John Kuvakas #49470Moderator
LOL....all good! (EOM) by John Bono #49470.1
+1 (EOM) by Frank Kocour #49470.1.1
Too correct for my own good. (EOM) by Bruce Parsons #49470.2
Sounds just like my life. (EOM) by David Holcombe #49470.3
There you go - SNAFU is alive and well and all around you. (EOM) by Bruce Gibbins #49470.4
LOL ! Good ones. (EOM) by Dick Johnson #49470.5
LOL and so true! (EOM) by Al Dorado #49470.6




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