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Posted By: Jerry Vinson
Posted On: Friday July 31, 2020 at 11:38 AM
Non-Car Humor .. Credir Mr. Leasure
After Quasimodo's death, Bishop Thomas of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he decided to call it a day.

Just then a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.

Bishop Thomas was incredulous. 'You have no arms.'

''No matter,' said the man, 'observe!' He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.

The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.

The stunned bishop immediately rushed down the stairways. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man?'

'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied, 'but his face rings a bell.'

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Message thread:

Non-Car Humor .. Credir Mr. Leasure by Jerry Vinson #49517
great humor.... (EOM) by Joop Gisbers #49517.1
Bada boom bada bing...I hear the carillon in my dream.. :) (EOM) by Steve Jakubczak #49517.1.1
You hear vultures in your dreams? Yikes! (EOM) by Jack Dodds #49517.1.1.1
Lol ! Gotta look up the spelling again. Feeding vultures ain't my style. (EOM) by Steve Jakubczak #49517.
Jack, that might be 'carrion' according to google...lmao !! (EOM) by Steve Jakubczak #49517.
Goofin' around, sorry...just my stupid play on words...or word in this case. :-) (EOM) by Jack Dodds #49517.
LMAO !!! (EOM) by Rand Anderson #49517.2
LOL ! (EOM) by Dick Johnson #49517.3
An oldie but a goodie! Lol. (EOM) by Jack Dodds #49517.4

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