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Posted By: Jack Dodds
Posted On: Sunday October 11, 2020 at 7:04 PM
Dear Graeme; as JK's manager/agent I must demand that you cease & desist referring
to my client using positive human qualities. I have been trying desperately to raise his "star" profile by creating an illusion of complete vanity, self-centeredness and shallowness; qualities absolutely mandatory for someone entering into the movie business. He has done just a few short Brooklin clips as you know, but already Hollywood is calling. It is a tremendous challenge for me as JK is far too decent a human being but his inherent star power, something in his DNA, must be maximized Kardashian style for the world to enjoy. My percentage fee has nothing to do with this of course; I just want what is best for us...I mean him. Lastly, we will require 25% of all "Self-effacing" record sales proceeds.

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The official J. Kuvakas Theme Tune - now available on record by Graeme Ogg #50623
JK feels totally unworthy and inadequate to acknowledge such and honor as to have a theme song. (EOM) by John Kuvakas #50623.1Moderator
Dear Graeme; as JK's manager/agent I must demand that you cease & desist referring by Jack Dodds #50623.2
Thanks, Jack. I know I don't deserve this. It is you who does all the work. I think I feel a song.. by John Kuvakas #50623.2.1Moderator
Thanks JK...I'm a bit emotional just now. But you're right, I do all the work. by Jack Dodds #50623.2.1.1
Or maybe in another day...or even later. Thanks. (EOM) by John Kuvakas #50623.
And stop eating my blue M&M's. (EOM) by John Kuvakas #50623.
I had to stop, but it was hard....and sorry about your fridge door; I was desperate. by Jack Dodds #50623.
Oh, by the way John....the JK Bobbleheads shipment has arrived from China. They look a mirror image (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
Put them next to the "2021 World Tour" t-shirts (EOM) by John Kuvakas #50623.
Oh...that. I guess that bill comes off my percentage hey; including the mothballs? by Jack Dodds #50623.
I take payments (EOM) by John Kuvakas #50623.
I wish I'd never started this post. by Graeme Ogg #50623.
you should see what happens when you dangle a movie script in their direction !! (EOM) by John Barry #50623.
Um, I'd rather not. I'm a bit of a ethical snowflake. (EOM) by Graeme Ogg #50623.
Harrumph! Judging by today's raging, undeserved comments, I'd call it a Blizzard. (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
Would you prefer me to sing "Hail to the Chief"? (If you catch my drift) (EOM) by Graeme Ogg #50623.
Are there actually words to that song? (EOM) by John Kuvakas #50623.
I suspect Graeme's mistakenly thinking of Hail To The Beef; the Burger King jingle. (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
I've never seen the words to this one on a song Sleet. Done by The Drifters?? (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
Jealousy can manifest itself in terrible ways (sigh...). I pray you can overcome it gentlemen. (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
Graeme...2 questions: To be a Monetizer is good right? & can you drive a LHD limo? (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
No, no and no (bonus answer included as a token gesture of appeasement) (EOM) by Graeme Ogg #50623.
your efforts to quash all this are admirable Graeme....... by John Barry #50623.
I love this ad. (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
Let's get this settled. Have your people contact my people. (EOM) by John Kuvakas #50623.
You heard the man people.....dial 1-800-JKR-OCKS. (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
is this REALLY on record?.....should we be posting under aliases? (EOM) by John Barry #50623.3
What do you mean Barry John...? (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.3.1
For purposes of identification, should I be reuired to testify in person... by John Kuvakas #50623.3.1.1Moderator
You ate several of the blue M&Ms before making this decision? (EOM) by John Barry #50623.
His skin doesn't look acutely stretched to me........???? (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.
LOL...daredevil intensity pierces. Star power aura radiates. When ya got it, ya got it. Nuf said. (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50623.

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