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Posted By: Dick Johnson
Posted On: Monday October 12, 2020 at 7:55 AM
 
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A laugh for the day
Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherited the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far away town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “when I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”
The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her he will sell it to her for $599, no less.
After paying him she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegraph to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup and drive out here so we can drive it home.”
The telegraph operator explains that he will be glad to send the telegram but that it is 99 cents a word.
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette has only $1 left. She realizes that she will only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, “I want you to send her the word “comfortable””
The operator shakes his head. “How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup and drive out here and drive the bull back to your ranch if you just send her the word “comfortable”?”
The brunette explains, “My sister is blond. The word is big. She’ll read it very slowly .. com-for-da-bull.

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Message thread:

A laugh for the day by Dick Johnson #50632
Lol. Never saw that punchline coming! (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50632.1
+1 (EOM) by Frank Kocour #50632.1.1
Now this is good! Gotta love them blonds. (EOM) by John Bono #50632.2




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