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Posted By: Dick Johnson
Posted On: Saturday October 17, 2020 at 8:00 AM
 
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For us older guys,
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses and do not have your cataracts removed.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 70 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humour!

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Message thread:

For us older guys, by Dick Johnson #50702
More good ones, thanks Dick. (EOM) by John Bono #50702.1
Yep! (EOM) by David Holcombe #50702.2
LOL. What am I laughing about? I identify with all of them. (EOM) by Frank Kocour #50702.3
I suspect most of us here can relate. (EOM) by John Bono #50702.3.1
Lol...good ones. (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50702.4
I'm smiling ... I just found my glasses ... And I'm a VERY young 60 something !!!!!! (EOM) by Dennis Mong #50702.5
Say again but louder........what's that about molasses? (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50702.5.1
I SAID - I AM ..... oh ... Never mind .... I'm going to look for my car keys (EOM) by Dennis Mong #50702.5.1.1
LOL !! (EOM) by Jack Dodds #50702.5.1.1.1
Remembering (not) where i parked has me using valets! (EOM) by Ron Dietrich #50702.6




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